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If a woman is uncomfortable watching you have a w<b></b>ank, do you think: a) You need...
Jun 19th
Now What?
Dammit. I finished the story for GTA IV. I knew I should have delivered all the drugs, won all the...
Jun 18th
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EARWORM ALERT: In my head for four days and counting. And it’s three years old! Stupid BMW...
Jun 13th
Queensland FTW!
Jun 10th
How Do I Liiiiiiiiive Without Yooo?
This weekend just gone, I was able to play GTA IV on a 58” LCD - and ever since I have been...
Jun 9th
Listen
This is my new career low point. Or possibly high point. I can’t quite tell.
My Elizabeth...
Jun 3rd
Hilary Swank: OM NOM NOM NOM
(HEARD AT WORK TODAY)Scotty: What celebrity do you hate based purely on looks?
Caller: Hilary Swank.
Scotty: Why don't you like Hilary Swank?
Caller: I don't know, it's just...it's like she's got too many teeth.
Nige: That's because she does! She has all the teeth!
Caller: And I can't take her seriously in any role she does because all I can think is TEETH.
Nige: Sometimes you see bogan guys missing a few teeth - Swank's got 'em!
Jun 3rd
An Open Email
To: Will Ferrell CC: John C. Reilly Subject: Comedy Dear Will, You’re pretty funny. I...
Jun 2nd
“If you feel your Scott Baio knowledge is deficient, you...”
— Television Without Pity
— Television Without Pity
Jun 1st